LOL-
There's an Al Stewart song "License to Steal"-..."He's fresh out of law
school, he's got a license to steal"...and it gets worse from there!
Hilarious! (If you want all the lyrics, let me know off list and I'll send
them.)
Laura G. and Nigel
----- Original Message -----
From: Michael Graziano <mgrazian@ltcm.com>
To: Spridgets (E-mail) <spridgets@autox.team.net>; MGList (E-mail)
<mgs@autox.team.net>; 'Spitfires' <spitfires@autox.team.net>
Sent: Monday, August 16, 1999 11:35 AM
Subject: Yes... It's another lawyer joke....
>
> DONATION
>
> A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation
> from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of
> contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
>
> "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you
> give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the
community
> in some way?"
>
> The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your
> research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has
> medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
>
> Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um...no." "-or that my brother,
a
> disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken
> United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted, "-or
> that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident,"
>
> the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with
three
> children?" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply,
"I
> had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again:
>
> "-so if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
>
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