ROTFLMAO!!! A real new yorkah kind of joke!eh?
Laura G. and Nigel
----- Original Message -----
From: Michael Graziano <mgrazian@ltcm.com>
To: Spridgets (E-mail) <spridgets@autox.team.net>; MGList (E-mail)
<mgs@autox.team.net>; 'Spitfires' <spitfires@autox.team.net>
Sent: Tuesday, June 29, 1999 8:50 AM
Subject: Little pigs (NLBC - Off Topic Joke)
>
> Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the stick
> pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the
> straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your
> house down."
>
> And he did!
>
> The straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said
"Let
> me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!"
>
> The stick pig let the straw pig in. Then the wolf showed up and said,
> "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down!"
>
> And he did!
>
> So, the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick
> pig's house and said "Let us in! "The wolf just blew down our houses
> and we're scared!"
>
> So the brick pig let them in. The wolf caught up with them and said
> "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down."
>
> While he was huffing and puffing, the straw pig and the
> stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and
> made a call. A few minutes passed and all of a sudden this big, black
> stretch limousine drove up. Out came two massive pigs in pinstriped
> suits and fedoras.
>
> They went over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and proceeded
> to beat the shit out of him. Then they got back into their limo and
> drove off, leaving the wolf bleeding on the street.
>
> The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed! They asked the brick
pig,
> "Who the hell were those guys?"
>
> And the brick pig said, "Oh, those are my cousins, the Guinea Pigs."
>
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