ponder this

["Arthur H. Smith" <arthurhsmith@compuserve.com>]

If you can answers these questions then you are on your way to knowing the
meaning of life.

1) Why do croutons come in an air tight package? They are just stale bread.

2) How can you tell if you run out of invisible ink?

3) Since 21 is pronounced twenty one, and 31 is pronounced thirty one and
so on up, why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

4) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

the arthur