Sorry for the non-lbc content but this is hilarious!
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>What a great sense of humor this kid has!
>McDonald's Fast Food Job Application:
>This is an actual job application someone submitted at a
>McDonald's fast-food establishment AND THEY HIRED HIM!
>Wouldn't you?
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>NAME: Greg Bulmash
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>DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA But seriously, whatever's
>available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying
>here in
>the first place.
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>DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael
>Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible make an offer and
>we
>can haggle.
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>EDUCATION: Yes.
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>LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
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>SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
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>MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen
>pens and post-it notes.
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>REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
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>HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
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>PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and
>Thursday.
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>DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better
>suited to a more intimate environment.
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>MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I
>be here?
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>DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU
>>FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
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>DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would
>be "Do you have a car that runs?"
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>HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already
>be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
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>DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.
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>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in
>the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the
>greatest
>thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
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>DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF
>YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.
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>SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.
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