FORD
F**ked Over Recycled Dodge
>
> TRIUMPH
> They're Real Incredible Unquestionably Make People Happy
>
> SPITFIRE
> Something Perfect In The First Intense Reaction Everywhere
>
> (Be gentle, those just came off the top of my head)
>
> "Laura G." wrote:
>
> > Hey everybody-a friend sent me this today-
> > noting that there weren't any LBCs or Triumphs
> > listed! <G>
> >
> > ttfn,
> > Laura G. and Nigel
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > AUDI
> > Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
> > Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
> > All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
> > All Unnecessary Devices Installed
> >
> > BMW
> > Big Money Works
> > Bought My Wife
> > Brutal Money Waster
> >
> > BUICK
> > Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
> >
> > CHEVROLET
> > Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
> > Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
> >
> > DODGE
> > Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
> > Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
> >
> > FORD
> > Fix Or Repair Daily
> > Found On Road, Dead
> > Fast Only Rolling Downhill
> >
> > GM
> > General Maintenance
> >
> > GMC
> > Garage Man's Companion
> >
> > HONDA
> > Had One Never Did Again
> > Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
> >
> > HYUNDAI
> > Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?
> >
> > MAZDA
> > Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
> >
> > OLDSMOBILE
> > Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every
> > day.
> > Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
> > Equipment
> >
> > SAAB
> > Send Another Automobile Back
> >
> > TOYOTA
> > Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
> >
> > VOLVO
> > Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
> >
> > VW
> > Virtually Worthless
>
> --
> "History shows again and again, how nature points out the folly of man."
>
> -R. A. Woodward (conn@wctc.net)
>
>
Brad (Lincoln Nebraska 402-464-1502)
My Triumph Web Site Http://www.141.com/triumphs (updated 4/29/99)
My Dodge Web Site Http://www.141.com/dodge (updated 4/7/99)
1964 Spitfire4 BFC25720L
1962 TR4 CT288L -- 1965 TR4 CT38888LO parts car?
1959 TR3A TS41311L -- 1959 TR3A TS53523L parts car
1951 1/2 ton Dodge Truck B-3-B-108
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