Atwell Haines wrote:
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> >From today's paper: (I swear I am NOT making this up).
> Jilted by his girlfriend, a bereft Mitchell decided he wanted to marry
> his true love: his 1996 Mustang GT.
I can't help thinking this guy hasn't thought the idea through...
What if he had to hire a car - would this be adultery?
Could his company car be mentioned in the divorce?
What happens when his car (not being a Spitfire!) finally wears out and
is destined for the scrap yard - would it be murder?
Best he gets help!
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Dave Mack
http://www.rhiwderin.demon.co.uk
"Be it ever so humble..."
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