humour

[Fred Thomas <vafred@erols.com>]

Typical male/female greeting!

A man is driving up a steep, narrow road.
A woman is driving down the same road, in the opposite direction.
As they meet each other, the woman leans out the window and yells
...."PIG!"

The man immediately leans out the window and answers......."BITCH!"
They continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner,
he runs straight into a 300 lb. pig standing in the middle of the road.