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RE: Idiot Parts Guys (kind lengthy, sorry)

To: "'Colhard, Chuck'" <ColhardC@cadmus.com>,
Subject: RE: Idiot Parts Guys (kind lengthy, sorry)
From: Craig Smith <CraigS@iewc.com>
Date: Fri, 5 Feb 1999 07:46:14 -0600
My.02,
Most of the major chains of discount auto parts have the all seeing and
all knowing CPU.
You don't have to know squatt about cars to work at these places, all
you need to know is how to hit the keyboard.
There is a comercial on TV from a major national chain talking about how
the counter person knows everything about cars. I will admit that there
might be one of those guys in each store but only ONE. The others are
just clerks.
I have had poor to fair service from these stores by standing back and
listening to the ciunter people talk, the go to the one that seems half
way intelligent.  For real parts people go to a NAPA or the oldest auto
parts house in your town. Those folks Know what they are selling.


-----Original Message-----
From: Colhard, Chuck [mailto:ColhardC@cadmus.com]
Sent: Friday, February 05, 1999 7:12 AM
To: 'Rick Gregory'; spitfires@autox.team.net
Cc: '"Crash" Hine'; 'Casey'; 'Chris Colhard'; 'Dot and Charlie'; 'James
and John'
Subject: RE: Idiot Parts Guys (kind lengthy, sorry)


Rick:

My girlfriend's 17 year old son believes that certain members of our
society
need to have a big red "I" tattooed on their forehead, in order to warn
other folks that they are encountering an idiot/moron. Sounds like your
parts buddy should be first in line!! Good luck getting the Spit going
this
weekend.

Chuck and Nigel (71 Spit) Atlanta


-----Original Message-----
From: Rick Gregory [mailto:rick_gregory@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, February 04, 1999 7:32 PM
To: spitfires@autox.team.net
Subject: Idiot Parts Guys (kinda lengthy, sorry)


Hi All!

I don't mean to vent but I just got back from my neighborhood Discount
Auto Store and I just have to share this. I swear everything you about
to read is totally the truth, this is not made up! It is not even
exaggerated. It just happened minutes ago.

Sometimes I cringe these days when I try to find Triumph parts
locally. This exemplifies why. (I guess it could be argued I brought
this on myself by going there)

Several days ago I purchased a distributor cap and rotor for my '77
spit 1500. This weekend I'm planning on trying to start my newly
rebuilt engine so I decided to pick-up a new set of points/condenser.
Discount had the cap and rotor, sounds to reason they would probably
have the points, right?

I walk back to the counter. "May I help you"... "yes, I'd like a
points/condenser assembly for a '77 triumph". "Okay sir, who makes
your Triumph?", I'm asked. (I already know I'm in trouble). "Triumph
is the manufacturer", I replied. "No Really. I'm not that stupid...who
makes your Triumph?" 

I swear those were his exact words! ... Guess what I'm thinking.....
<"OH YES YOU ARE!"> -- I tell him again, "Triumph is the maker, they
stopped making cars in the early 80s" ... He absolutely refused to
believe me. Finally, patience running thin, I reach across the damn
keyboard myself, hit the DOWN ARROW key and scroll down to the T's and
select "Triumph". His eyes almost bulged out. 

"Ok Wow I guess your right". "What model?" he asked. I said "'77
Spitfire 1500. Lucas Distributor". He selected "Spitfire" on his
screen then it happened again... "Is that with electronic ignition?"
he asked ... <?>

"Now, what did I say I wanted? I said I wanted a set of points and a
condensor". Afterwards he rolled his eyes and told me "We don't carry
points for the Locus Distributor". 

Now annoyed, I corrected him one final time: "A locus is a bug that
looks like a grasshopper and eats crops. Lucas makes the
distributer... llluuuucccaaasss think 'Luke Skywalker'". He then left
the counter to work the cashier up front as other customers were
getting restless in line. 

I still don't know if he even knows what points are. And all this
hassle for nothing. 

And we are not talking about some 18 year old kid here either. This
guy had to be in his mid-30's. Now I'm 29 and I heard of Triumph long
before I ever started my restoration project. And I don't work in the
automotive field, I just dabble for fun. Why is a guy like this behind
the counter?


--Rick



 






 
 

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