>WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
>
>HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
>
>WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
>
>HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it
> out. Where's the car?"
>
>WIFE: "In the pool."
>
Reminds me of one....
This one's about a truck driver whose wife always has bad news when he comes
back from a trip.
Husband: "Hello Dear, I'm back from my trip. It wasn't a good trip, so
please, start with some positive news this time, don't start by telling me
anything negative."
Wife: "Well........ the airbag in the car works."
Ron and Angie - Dalton, Ga
84 300ZX Turbo 77 Spitfire 92 Tempo GLS
62 Vitesse
"I have a tendancy to wear my mind on my sleeve.....
I have a history of losing my shirt" - Bare Naked Ladies
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