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Subject: automotive puns
From: "William C.W. Lamb" <chip@wmsbrg.com>
Date: Mon, 01 Nov 1999 13:00:25 -0500
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>From: "Vapaa, Stefan" <Stefan.Vapaa@wl.com>
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>Subject: automotive puns
>Date: Mon, 1 Nov 1999 09:15:01 -0500 
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>
>Car Wars movie review
>Droids C. Jeepo and RX-7-D2 encounter Obi Wan Camaro and they recruit Honda
>del Solo, played by Harrison Ford, who must be the Pathfinder on their
>Odyssey, along with copilot Chevy Hatchbacca.  They put their Mazda Millenia
>Falcon into hyperdrive, setting a Corsica for the Windstar, where they Probe
>for the princess, Tracer location, and Avenger capture by the Isuzu Storm
>Troopers.
>In "The Empire Strikes Back" Intrepid Luke is the Protege of young Toyota,
>who teaches him to Accura-ly wield his Buick Light LeSabre and battle Dark
>Vetter, who reveals that Luke is Datsun he never knew.
>In the Prelude, "The Rolls Royce Phantom Menace," Liam Nissan stars.
>May the Ford be with you.
>First presented by Carlotta Stankiewicz at the O. Henry Pun-Off, Austin
>Texas,  May 1999
>
>-STEFAN
>
>
Cheers-

William "Chip" Lamb
West of Sweden SAAB
Charles City, VA.
http://www.wmsbrg.com/sweden/

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