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FW: How to Handle Stress

To: "TODD WALKER (E-mail)" <>,
Subject: FW: How to Handle Stress
From: (Erik Bjorkner)
Date: Tue, 5 Oct 1999 07:01:30 -0500

Oh yea!!!! hehehehe---lol lol lol lol lol lol =====God Bless!!!

>> How To Handle Stress
>> - Drive to work in reverse
>> - Dance naked in front of yours pets
>> - Use you Mastercard to pay your Visa bill
>> - Make a list of things you have already done
>> - Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on
>> - Find out what a frog in the blender really looks
>> like
>> - Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his
>> waiting room
>> - Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to
>> sneeze them out
>> - Read the dictionary backwards and look for
>> subliminal messages
>> - When someone says "Have a nice Day!" tell them you
>> have other plans
>> - Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it
>> when it gets back to
>> you
>> - Go Shopping.  Buy everything.  Sweat in them. 
>> Return them the next
>> day
>> - Thumb thru National Geographic and draw underwear
>> on the natives
>> - Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send
>> her off to the
>> preschool as if nothing is wrong 
>> - Get a box of condoms- wait in line at the checkout
>> counter and ask a
>> cashier where the fitting rooms are

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