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Subject: [oletrucks] *Obituary Notice* Joke
From: smiler <Moneymatters@snet.net>
Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 14:36:19 -0500
*Obituary Notice*

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary
for her recently deceased husband is written. 

The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a
word. 

She pauses, reflects and then says, "Well then, let it read, 'Fred Brown
died.'"

Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a
seven-word minimum for all obituaries. 

Only a little flustered, she thinks things over and in a few seconds
says, "In that case, let it read, 'Fred Brown died: 1953 Pick-up for
sale."

Happy Holidays

Chet
-- 
Chet Balint
1950 Chevy AD "Rocky"
1948 GMC
Cheshire,  CT

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