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To: "aMORGANS@autox.team.net" <Morgans@autox.team.net>
Subject: Not An MG
From: Bob Nogueira <nogera@prodigy.net>
Date: Sat, 07 Aug 99 19:08:39 -0500
-- [ From: Bob Nogueira * EMC.Ver #3.1a ] --

1.   You Can't Win
Lady :  " What a nice  MG" 

 Me: " Thank you, but its a Morgan "

 Lady " Yeah,  that's what the M in MG stands for  isn't it ?."

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 2.  Dumbest  Question
" How do they get the plastic on the dash to looks so much like real wood ?

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3 .  ( My Favorite )

Old lady in a Buick:  "Excuse me, Is that a British sportscar"

Me:  Yes . It's a Morgan.

Old lady:  I thought so !  You've  got that same shit eating grin my late
husband                         always had when he drove his MG .


Bob Nogueira 



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