There was a cop sitting in a great hiding place, behind a billboard one
day, waiting for his speeder. He waited several hours and no one came
zipping by. His patience was soon rewarded, however, when a young man flew
by in his MGB. The cop pulled him over, sauntered up to the driver's
window, and with a flashy smile said, "Son, I've been waiting for you all
day!"
Without hesitating, the young man answered, "I got here as quick as I could
sir!"
After laughing himself silly, the cop let him go!
Fantasy but fun
Cheers,
Rick
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