--- "James H. Nazarian, Ph.D." <microdoc@apk.net>
wrote:
> "Electricity originates inside clouds. There, it
> forms into
> lightning, which is attracted to the Earth by
> golfers. After
> entering the ground, the electricity hardens into
> coal,
> which, when dug up by power companies and burned in
> big
> ovens called 'generators,' turns back into
> electricity...
> where it is transformed by TV sets into commercials
> for
> beer, which passes through the consumers and back
> into the
> ground, evaporates forming new clouds, thus
> completing what
> is known as a 'circuit.'"
LOLOL...am groaning here...wonderful stuff...and The
Prince of Darkness must have been hired by Lucas to
insure that all was for naught..
Howard
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