Amazingly enough, given the current spider web... er,
thread, I received the following joke from a friend
this morning...
A little girl was playing in the garden when she
spotted 2 spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those 2 spiders doing?", she asked.
"They're mating" he replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?", she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs" he replied.
" So the one on the bottom is a Mommy Longlegs?" she
said.
"No, honey" he replied, "They're both Daddy Longlegs"
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her
foot and stamped them flat.
"Well, we're not having THAT sort of shit in OUR
garden!"
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Dan DiBiase
Dayton, NJ
76 MGB Tourer Driver - Brooklands Green
MGB Tourer Project - Built 10/64, Titled as a 66
NAMGBR #5-2328
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