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Re: Joke; no LBC content

To: "Max Heim" <mvheim@studiolimage.com>
Subject: Re: Joke; no LBC content
From: "Steve Conley" <swconley@foxinternet.net>
Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2000 00:15:39 -0700
I'm in trouble...my wife's car is a Mazda 626!

Steve Conley
Marysville, WA  USA
'76 MGB Roadster
swconley@foxinternet.net
MGB Online: http://web3.foxinternet.net/swconley
NW MG Golf Tournament/Rallye : http://web3.foxinternet.net/swconley/golf.htm


----- Original Message -----
From: Max Heim <mvheim@studiolimage.com>
To: MG List <mgs@autox.team.net>
Sent: Thursday, April 13, 2000 12:40 PM
Subject: Re: Joke; no LBC content


> At least you can't fit three people in an Alfa Duetto!
>
> : )
>
> Gonaj@aol.com had this to say:
>
> >Its Illegal
> > -----------
> > Five Belgians in an Audi Quattro arrive at the French border.
> > The French Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It's
> > illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."
> >
> > "Oh, no, Quattro is just the name of the automobile. Look at
> > the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."
> >
> > "You can't pull that one on me," replies the French customs agent.
> >
> > "Quattro means 4!"
> >
> > "Oh, you are so stupid! Call your supervisor over!" "He can't come.
> > He's busy with the 2 guys in the Fiat Uno."
> >
> >
> >
>
>
> --
>
> Max Heim
> '66 MGB GHN3L76149
> If you're near Mountain View, CA,
> it's the red one with the silver bootlid.
>


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