An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one
night and, of course, his MG is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have
you been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course" slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few
to drink his evening".
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding
his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your
wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought
I'd gone deaf."
Dan Dwelley
77 Midget
Alexandria, Va.
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