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Re: And other small furry things (meow){Gross, WAY OFF TOPIC}

To: "Thomas James Pokrefke, III" <pokrefke@netdoor.com>
Subject: Re: And other small furry things (meow){Gross, WAY OFF TOPIC}
From: Tim Nagy <nagy@duq.edu>
Date: Thu, 02 Sep 1999 10:49:29 -0400
the story I heard on the radio went on the say that Homosexual #2 not
only received the concussion, but was  beared fellow and had some pretty
bad burns due to the burning facial hair....OUCH!

"Thomas James Pokrefke, III" wrote:
> 
> --
> 
> On Thu, 02 Sep 1999 01:29:35 EDT
> "Steven C. Zabel" <stubalub@juno.com> wrote (and I quote):
> 
> > Anyone ever hear the term "feltching?"  It's a rather disgusting practice
> > involving hamsters, and the idea seems  rather appropriate for the
> > application of tail pipe cleaning...  And you don't even have to wait for
> > rigor mortis to set in!
> 
> I thought it was called 'gerbiling'.
> 
> Of course, that post begs me to tell a story I heard on the radio a few
> years back.
> 
> It seems two men of homosexual orientation were involved in the practice
> of gerbiling, where a hamster or gerbil in persuaded to crawl, via a
> cardboard tube inserted in the anus, around the extereme lower part of
> the rectum.
> 
> The poor gerbil fulfilled his obligation, except he forgot to crawl out
> before he expired from lack of oxygen.
> 
> Homosexual #1 becomes somewhat upset, seeing as how he has a dead
> hamster in his rectum.
> 
> Homosexual #2 attempts to calm his friend down and begins looking for a
> flashlight.  His search, however, is fruitless, but he does manage to
> produce a book of matches.  He uses one to illuminate Homsexual #1's
> cavity.
> 
> Unfortunately, the match lights a pocket of gas, and the hamster, now on
> fire, is propelled out of the cardboard, just like a mortar round.
> 
> Both are taken to the hospital:  Homosexual # 1 for severe burns to his
> anus/rectum, Homosexual #2 for a slight concussion on his forehead.
> 
> The gene pool needs some chlorine.
> 
> Thomas James Pokrefke, III
> pokrefke@netdoor.com
> 
> Audentes fortuna iuvat

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