Nina, is that love and kisses to all of us on the list? Are we all invited to
star wars?
Nina Barton wrote:
> Rob,
> Thought you might enjoy this, also I've had a brilliant idea. You
> can come up at the end of April or beginning of May for your scheduled
> visit, then come up again around the 19th May to go with my family for the
> new Star Wars movie. What do you think? Love and kisses, Nina
> >
> >Gates of Hell
> >--------------------------------------------------------------------
> >Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by
> >God....
> >
> >"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to
> >send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by
> >putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created
> >that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done
> >before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
> >
> >Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"
> >
> >God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, to see if
> >it will help your decision."
> >
> >"Fine, but where should I go first?"
> >
> >"I'll leave that up to you."
> >
> >"Okay then," said Bill, "let's try Hell first."
> >
> >So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear
> >waters and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the water,
> >laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature
> >perfect. He was very pleased.
> >
> >"This is great!" he told God. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see
> >heaven!"
> >
> >"Fine" said God, and off they went.
> >
> >Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about,
> >playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
> >Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.
> >
> >"Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God.
> >
> >"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire."
> >
> >So Bill Gates went to Hell.
> >
> >Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see
> >how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to
> >a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and
> >tortured by demons.
> >
> >"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
> >
> >Bill responded with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment,
> >"This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I
> >can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place,
> >with the
> >beaches, and the beautiful women playing in the water????"
> >
> >"That was the DEMO," replied God
> >
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