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The Real costs of restoration

To: mgs@autox.team.net
Subject: The Real costs of restoration
From: Neil_Oldfield@nag.national.com.au
Date: Tue, 23 Feb 1999 11:50:50 +1000
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Found this in a club mag tought you guys may find it interesting

Purchase Weekend Newspaper To Read For Sale Advertisements          1.20
The Actual Purchase Of A Ton Of Rust On Four (?) Wheels       1,500.00
Flowers For Wife To Break News                            25.00
Dinner A Restaurant After Argument With Wife              50.00
Restoration Costs - Engine Recondition               2,000.00
Parts And Endless Trips To Swap Meets                1,250.00
New Lounge Suite To Balance The Ledger And Keep Wife Happy    1,800.00
Restoration Costs - New Upholstery                   1,900.00
Flowers For Wife To Save Buying New Kitchen Suite         25.00
Dinner A Restaurant After Argument With Wife              50.00
Restoration Costs - Spray Painting                   1,500.00
New Outfit For Wife To Save Another Argument            225.00
Dinner At Restaurant After Argument With Wife             50.00
Registration And Other On Road Costs                    500.00
Dinner A Restaurant To Celebrate The Finished Project              50.00
Visit To Hairdresser After Wife
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?s First Ride In Open Car           35.00
BBQ To Invite Neighbours To See Finished Project          25.00
Repairs To Paintwork After Neighbours Son Drew A Crayon Picture
75.00
Settled Out Of Court For Clobbering Neighbours Son      450.00
New Slacks And Cardigan For Wife To Go Rallying In      290.00
New Shoes To Go With Slacks And Cardigan                  75.00
New Handbag To Go With Shoes, Slacks And Cardigan         45.00
Dinner A Restaurant With Wife After Asking Her To Economise        50.0=
0
New Clutch After Teaching Wife To Drive Car             250.00
Dinner After Shouting At Wife To Release Clutch Slowly             50.0=
0
Repairs To Mudguard After Wife?s Second Driving Lesson           290.00=

Dinner After Shouting At Wife To Look Where She?s Going            50.0=
0
Speeding Fine After Wife Drag Raced Young Lad At The Lights      135.00=

Candle Light Dinner At Home. Can No Longer Afford Restaurant       35.0=
0
Advertisement In Weekend Paper Car For Sale               14.00
TOTAL
  $12,795.20

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