All meant as "tongue in cheek." Maybe I'm just brooding because it is cold
and raining in "Beautiful Sunny Southern California!"
>> DEGREES (FAHRENHEIT)
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>> * 65 Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night
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>> * 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
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>> * 50 Miami residents turn on the heat
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>> * 45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
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>> * 40 You can see your breath
>> * Californians shiver uncontrollably
>> * Minnesotans go swimming
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>> * 35 Italian cars don't start
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>> * 32 Water freezes
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>> * 30 You plan your vacation to Australia
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>> * 25 Ohio water freezes
>> * Californians weep pitiably
>> * Minnesotans eat ice cream
>> * Canadians go swimming
>>
>> * 20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
>> * New York City water freezes
>> * Miami residents plan vacation further South
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>> * 15 British cars don't start
>> * Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
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>> * 10 You need jumper cables to get the car going
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>> * 5 American cars don't start
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>> * 0 Alaskans put on T-shirts
>>
>> * -10 German cars don't start
>> * Eyes freeze shut when you blink
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>> * -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
>> * Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
>> * Miami residents cease to exist
>>
>> * -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
>> * Politicians actually do something about the homeless
>> * Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
>> * Japanese cars don't start
>>
>> * -25 Too cold to think
>> * You need jumper cables to get the driver going
>>
>> * -30 You plan a two week hot bath
>> * Swedish cars don't start
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>> * -40 Californians disappear
>> * Minnesotans button top button
>> * Canadians put on sweaters
>> * Your car helps you plan your trip South
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>> * -50 Congressional hot air freezes
>> * Alaskans close the bathroom window
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>> * -80 Hell freezes over
>> * Polar bears move South
>> * Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game
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>> * -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
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