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Re: Many Thanks! -- Dumb Present Owner Buys Gas

To: spridgets@Autox.Team.Net, mgs@Autox.Team.Net
Subject: Re: Many Thanks! -- Dumb Present Owner Buys Gas
From: Rick Brown <mgrick@ptd.net>
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1998 19:05:35 -0500
Philip Hubbard wrote:
> 
> Thanks a million time over to everyone who contributed such timely advice
> on getting my "fuel pump" problem resolved.  Bottom line is that Arioch is
> back safe and sound in the garage.  He needed gasoline.  Duh!  Details of
> my "fuelishness" to follow for those wishing a nice laugh.  :)
> 
> Armed with the list's advice I returned to pick up my car, figuring no new
> fuel pump was needed.  The weather is cold and it is sleeting some so I was
> hoping not to be outside working on this too long.  Opened the gas cap and
> tried to start the car.  No go.  Not even starting.  Confirm no leaks in
> fuel lines.  Unplug the inline fuel filter to start checking for clogs.  No
> problem here.  Left it off and briefly turned on ignition to see how much
> fuel coming out...almost nothing.  Just a bit of a fine misty spitting.
> 
> Ok, no fuel to carbs, no fuel to engine, no starting.  Why?  I start to
> jack up the car to get underneath to look at fuel pump and rap on it if
> necessary.  My fiancee Sonya, who once again is confirmed as 1,000 times
> smarter than I, pushes for filling up with gas before doing anything else
> drastic.
> 
> 7 gallon tank takes ..... 7 gallons to fill.  Aha!  Arioch was bone dry.
> Turn the ignition, long pump up to get intial fuel to the carbs, then
> settles down to normal sounds and car starts up no problemo.
> 
> Unsuccessful attempt to explain away my brain dead jumping the gun to fuel
> pump problems to follow:
> 
> My guage said 1/4 full.  I had just gotten $5.00 worth of gas from the
> mechanic with the new tank and had only gone 100 miles.  So...can't be out
> of gas (gas around here is as cheap as 75 cents/gallon so I should have
> gotten enough to go further than 100 miles).  Of course, the mechanic
> probably didn't get 75 cent gas and probably charged a slight mark up on
> top so ....yep, out of gas at 100 miles.
> 
> In my feeble defense, I did think of that last night lieing in bed, but
> then "wisely" dismissed it because of the guage and bad math above.  Wonder
> if my gas guage is off because of the sending unit in the new tank or
> because it goes haywire when run down to bone dry.  I will monitor using my
> odometer for a while to check this out.
> 
> Anyway, I'm glad to be back home.  Did a couple of crucial errands and by
> the time I got home the roads here in KC are getting slicker than a greased
> pig.  Arioch and I are staying home for a while.
> 
> Again, THANKS so very much for again coming to my aid with great advice.
> 
> Thank you, thank you, thank you.
> 
> Philip
> 1974 Damask Midget - Arioch, Lord of Chaos

Philip

Guess its confession time - I once had my Non-LBC car stop on the side 
of the road and couldnt get it started.  Gas gauge read half full.
Called AAA who came and towed it to a service station.  They put it 
on a lift and couldnt find anything either.  An hour later the guy 
comes out to me and says "You're out of gas!"

DUH!

Rick

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