Enjoy!
Michael S. Lishego
http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/3706/
> A married couple was in a terrible accident (The MG they were
driving survived) where the woman's face
>was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they
couldn't
>graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the
>husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only
>skin that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his
>buttocks.
>The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where
>the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their
>secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
>After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
>woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than ever! All her
>friends raved about her beauty!
> One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with
>emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank
you
>for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay
>you."
> "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the
>thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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> J.S.T.
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> JOYSARAH
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> "Life is pain princess, anyone who tells you
differently
> is selling something" - The Princess Bride
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