I heard a version of that joke years and years ago, but it featured an old
lady buying a duck in Harrods in London.
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> From: Larry Macy <macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu>
> To: MG List <mgs@autox.team.net>
> Subject: Completely OFF TOPIC 3 Ducks Bagged
> Date: Saturday, November 21, 1998 9:56 AM
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> A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks
> and decided to "enforce the laws pending." He stopped the
> hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a
> pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?"
>
> The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The
> warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the
> duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This
> here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington
> state hunting license?"
>
> The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the
> warden a Washington state hunting license. The warden took a
> second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum,
> pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's an Idaho
> duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?"
>
> The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting
> license. The warden took a third duck, conducted the same
> finger test, and said, "This here's an Oregon state duck. Do
> you have an Oregon state hunting license?"
>
> Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter
> produced the appropriate license. The warden, a little
> miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to the
> hunter and said, "You've got all of these licenses, just
> where the hell are you from?"
>
> The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said
> "You're so smart, YOU tell ME!"
>
>
> Larry Macy (from WY, CO, WY, AR, PA ..hmmmmm)
> 78 Midget
>
> Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
> macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
> System Manager/Administrator
> Neuropsychiatry Section
> Department of Psychiatry
> University of Pennsylvania
> 3400 Spruce St. - 10 Gates
> Philadelphia, PA 19104
>
> In a world without walls or fences, what use do we have for windows or
> gates?
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