A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona in his MG when he
notices that the engine oil pressure is dropping. He gets out to look
and sees oil dripping out of the engine (surprise, surprise). He drives
to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping
the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an Ice
Cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold
would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of Vanilla ice cream and
sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat
with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back
to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The
mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, no,"
the penguin replies, "It's just ice cream."
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Regards, Eric Stephen
Home Page: http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/downs/7189
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Great is the truth and mighty above all things;
It endureth and is always strong;
It liveth and conquereth for ever more;
The more thou searchest, the more thou shalt marvel.
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- The Apocryphal Books of Esdras
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