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Michael S. Lishego
http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/3706/
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From: rose marie lishego <LISHEGOR@timken.com>
To: MIKESL@TARTAN.SAPC.EDU <MIKESL@TARTAN.SAPC.EDU>
Date: Wednesday, October 21, 1998 5:30 PM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: [Fwd: Are We Really This Stupid?]
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>Date: 20 October 1998, 09:31:17 EDT
>From LAWSONS at CTNVM103
>To: LISHEGOR
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>Subject: Fwd: Fw: [Fwd: Are We Really This Stupid?]
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>Thought you could use a diversion...
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>Date: 20 October 1998, 08:40:14 EDT
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>>From: Gabriel Welsch <gjw106@psu.edu>
>>Subject: Fw: [Fwd: Are We Really This Stupid?]
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>>>
>>>ARE WE REALLY THIS STUPID???
>>>
>>>On my hairdryer instructions:
>>>* Do not use while sleeping.
>>>
>>>On a bag of Fritos:
>>>* You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
>>>
>>>On a bar of Dial soap, it says:
>>>* Directions: Use like regular soap.
>>>
>>>Frozen dinner that says:
>>>* Serving suggestion: Defrost.
>>>
>>>ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:
>>>* fits one head.
>>>
>>>ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT
>>>* Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
>>>
>>>ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
>>>* Product will be hot after heating
>>>
>>>ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
>>>* Do not Iron clothes on body
>>>
>>>ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
>>>* Do not drive car or operate machinery
>>>
>>>ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
>>>* Warning: may cause drowsiness
>>>
>>>ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
>>>* Warning keep out of children
>>>
>>>ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
>>>* For indoor or outdoor use only.
>>>
>>>ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
>>>* Not to be used for the other use
>>>
>>>ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
>>>* Warning: contains nuts
>>>
>>>ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
>>>* Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
>>>
>>>ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
>>>* Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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