Robert Allen wrote:
> -----Original Message-----
> From: patrick bailey <pbailey@qnet.com>
>
> >Lets start a new thread....Weird MG encounters.
>
> Back when I had my old midget, I pulled into a convenience mart to replenish
> my vices. The car was black, beatup, but reliable. Not a looker. As I was
> wedging myself back into the cockpit, a new, shiny black Corvette coupe
> pulls in to my right and a very shapely and youthful blonde begins unfolding
> herself from the driver's seat. Of course, this was a free show I wasn't
> going to miss and, besides, I'm over forty and in an old, grubby car. I'm
> invisible.
>
> Well, the blonde has got her heels on the ground and is straightening up
> when, from the shot gun seat, a little rug rat strains in her restraints and
> proclaims
>
> "Hey mommy! Look at that cool car. It's just like ours!"
>
> Which caused mommy to focus on the old car for the first time and, from the
> look in her eyes, I must have seemed to materialize out of thin air. And she
> did not share her daughter's enthusiasm. She took one look at me then
> scowled at her little one for making such a stupid remark before stomping
> off into the store.
>
> (The Corvette 'beeped' the doors locked.)
>
> Bob Allen, Kansas City, Stealth Cars
>
Good one Bob!!
Pat
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