> An Argentinean and an Englishman get into a car accident and it's a
> bad
> one.
> Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is
> hurt.
> After they crawl out of their cars, the Englishman hears the accent
> and
> says,
> "So your an Argentinean. I'm an Englishman. Just look at our
> cars...there is nothing left, but we are unhurt... This must be a
sign
> from God. God must have meant that we should meet, and that we
should
> be good friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
> The Argentinean replies,
> "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."
> The Englishman continues.....
> "and look at this....here is another miracle....my car is completely
> wrecked but this bottle of gin didn't break.....surely god wants us
to
> drink and celebrate this good fortune."
> Then he hands the bottle to the Argentinean. the Argentinean agrees,
> takes a few big swigs and hands the bottle back.
> The Englishman takes the bottle, and immediately puts the cap back
> on,
> and hands it back to the Argentinean. the Argentinean asks,
> "Aren't you having any?"
> To which the Englishman replies,
> "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the police"
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