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Re: Humour - NON LBC

To: "Chris Delling" <saschris@flash.net>, "MG List" <mgs@Autox.Team.Net>
Subject: Re: Humour - NON LBC
From: Larry Macy <macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu>
Date: Thu, 4 Jun 1998 10:20:47 -0400
>A young couple are being married in a new-age church.  The pastor informs
>them that in order for the church to recognize their marriage, they must
>refrain from consumating their marriage for two weeks after the wedding.
>
>Two weeks later the couple meets again with the pastor.  When asked if they
>were able to maintain their celibacy, they husband apologetically said that
>they had not.
>
>"What Happened?" asked the clergyman.
>
>The young man explained "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the
>shelf, and dropped it.  I watched as she bent over to pick it up, and was
>overwhelmed by lust.  I made passionate love to her on the spot."
>
>The pastor shook his head and replied "You know that we can no longer
>welcome you in the church."
>
>"Yeah, we know" replied the wife.  "We aren't welcome at the supermarket
>anymore either."
I first told this joke about 15 years ago to win a joke contest from a 
radio station for a night on the town. It has lost a little of the story 
with age, but it still one of the funniest jokes I have heard.

Larry Macy
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