>A young couple are being married in a new-age church. The pastor informs
>them that in order for the church to recognize their marriage, they must
>refrain from consumating their marriage for two weeks after the wedding.
>
>Two weeks later the couple meets again with the pastor. When asked if they
>were able to maintain their celibacy, they husband apologetically said that
>they had not.
>
>"What Happened?" asked the clergyman.
>
>The young man explained "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the
>shelf, and dropped it. I watched as she bent over to pick it up, and was
>overwhelmed by lust. I made passionate love to her on the spot."
>
>The pastor shook his head and replied "You know that we can no longer
>welcome you in the church."
>
>"Yeah, we know" replied the wife. "We aren't welcome at the supermarket
>anymore either."
I first told this joke about 15 years ago to win a joke contest from a
radio station for a night on the town. It has lost a little of the story
with age, but it still one of the funniest jokes I have heard.
Larry Macy
78 Midget
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