DANMAS>
Here are a couple of other questions good for a free beer:
How many months have 30 days? answer - 11
How many years did Johnny Cash spend in prison? Answer - zero
MIKE>
Who's buried in President Harrison's grave?
Is your refrigerator running?
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
(To a bowling alley): Do you have 10-pound balls?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
OK, I'm getting silly. I better stop before I get flamed...
RICH's $.02>
...A woodchuck would chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood...
*BUT* what's up the following oxymorons?
Jumbo Shrimp
Freezer Burn
Simple Algebra
Final Beta
Responsible Democrat
Military Intelligence
*AND*
Why are people surprised when criminals break laws?
Why do hot dogs come ten to a pack, and buns eight to a pack?
Who invented the phrase "For assembly, reverse the above procedures?
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