A Texan went to Alaska and when drinking in a bar, started bragging
about how great Texas and texans are.He kept on and on until an alaskan
got into it with him,finally saying"You ain't nothin'until you've
killed a polar bear and made love to an eskimo woman"So our hero got
drunker and finally stomped out saying he would be back in a bit.After a
couple of hours he returned.He was scratched all over and his clothes
were tattered.He yelled"OK you sonofbitch where is that eskimo woman you
want me to kill.
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