Phil:
I must take iisue with your renaming of the most offensive term "Mk 1
Midget".
Am I correct in assuming that "Mk" is statured-challenged for "Mark" ?
If that is so, don't you think that is a limiting term to use to describe a
polluting device? "Mark" is usally a name applied to vertical urinaters.
There are others you know--- for example... womyn. Your failure to recognise
us can only be decribed as blatent discrimination. I (speaking for every
womyn everywhere and at all times) have suffered <much as those who are
reading this right now I suspect> severe emotional trauma and damage. The
treatments, administered at the Lucas Institute for Electroshock Treatments,
have provend to be ineffective. This should come as no surprise.
Therefore: my attorney, Gloria Emstein, will demand from you and all others
since the beginning of time, a Gazillion dollars. That is the only way that I
will feel better.
Emstein, getting the customary 40%, will feel pretty good about this too. As
you recall, Emstein publishes the rag "Pretty Meaningless Stuff" every month.
Dealing with "PMS" every month has given her a good insight into problems of
this sort.
In lieu of the Gazillion dollars I (speaking for every...........) would
settle for a witty reply. We, of couse, will still claim victory in the name
of oppressed womyn's everywhere. We will also have the right to use, in
really big sentences and in front of the media, the following: "This serves
notice that.....", "It's a great day for......", "There will be no
more.....", and my personal favorite "Let that be a lesson to......" <left
hand on hip while waving right index finger in air>. Many people, that are
very important to themselves but that no one knows or has heard of, will get
to stand behind me (in front of the camera and after the hair and make-up
session) when I make that speach.
"Stature Challeneged" Susan
But I'm still "MIdget" to my friends
(who by writing these things, gets to put off actually doing something about
the cars)
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