>From: Matthew Swindler <swindler@mindspring.com>
>Subject: Do you still believe in genies? -Forwarded -Forwarded
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>>Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 14:18:59 -0600
>>From: Steve Dover <SDMTB@allstate.com>
>>To: swindler@mindspring.com
>>Subject: Do you still believe in genies? -Forwarded -Forwarded
>>
>>Some afternoon humor.Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 08:52:38 -0600
>>From: Kathy Jones <ABMRG@allstate.com>
>>To: SDMTB@allstate.com
>>Subject: Do you still believe in genies? -Forwarded
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>>Enjoy!!!Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 06:51:17 -0600
>>From: Robert Worrell <ABMGP@allstate.com>
>>To: ABMRG@allstate.com
>>Subject: Do you still believe in genies?
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>> A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,
>>lined
>> with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey,
>>be
>> very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll
>>cost
>> us a fortune to fix."
>>
>> The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the
>>biggest
>> house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to
>>watch
>>out
>> for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much
>>this
>> is going to cost."
>>
>> They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on
>>in."
>> They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken
>>bottle
>> lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the
>>people
>> that broke my window?"
>>
>> "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied.
>>
>> "No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a
>> thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant
>>
>>three
>> wishes- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for
>>myself."
>>
>> "OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million dollars a year for
>>the
>> rest of my life." "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what
>>do
>>you
>> want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.
>>
>> "I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
>>
>> "Consider it done." the genie replied.
>>
>> "And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.
>>
>> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with
>>a
>> woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
>>
>> The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of
>>money
>>and
>> all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife
>>
>> upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
>>
>> After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and
>>said,
>>"How
>> old is your husband, anyway?"
>>
>> "35." she replied.
>>
>> "And he still believes in genies?....That's amazing."
>>
>>
>>
May the top stay down and the wind blow thru your hair
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