Listers:
Our cars are BRITISH.
It's humid, cool and rainy in Britain.
I think they run better because they feel more at home. Wouldn't you?
This seems like such an obvious no-brainer I'm surprised anyone even
asked.
French cars run better if you're slightly drunk when you drive them, and
yell at them a lot. Italian cars run much better if you occasionally
ding them up in an accident, and yell loudly at everyone ELSE when you
drive them. It's a known fact that German cars run better on clean,
well-ordered streets, and if you quietly insist on your own superiority
whilst driving them. [This may be why so many yuppies drive BMW's].
All of this information can be had in "The Holistic Guide to Auto Repair
and Safety" by Omigahd Imbaldanugli, Ph.D. [Lotus Blossom Press,
$24.95], available at most herbal tea and health food stores.
YMMV.
Corey
75 MGB 'Rags'
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