I too have almost been impaled by a Wild Turkey.
I drank too much Wild Turkey and drove my Spitfire into a ditch on a dark
dirt road 40 miles outside of town. Lucky I had my favorite squeeze with
me. ;-)
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At 04:38 PM 12/1/96 -0500, ckr wrote:
>RJohn50603@aol.com wrote:
>>
>
>> Somehow reminds me of the episode on "WKRP in Cincinnati" where the station
>> manager had arranged for a helecopter to drop live turkeys on a crowd as a
>> promotional stunt (i.e., giving them their Thanksgiving turkey for free) but,
>> forgot that turkeys can't fly.
>>
>> R. Johnson - Dallas
>>
>
>Ah ... I think perhaps it were best to point out that 'domesticated'
>turkeys can't fly. I've nearly been impaled by a few of the wild
>variety, out in the wilds of Virginia with the top down. Trust me, they
>fly very convincingly indeed.
>
>Corey
>75 MGB 'Rags'
>RD#373750
>
>
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