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Britannia rules the rails (Mil Specs)

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Subject: Britannia rules the rails (Mil Specs)
From: russ@scubed.com (Russ Wilson)
Date: Tue, 1 Oct 1996 10:11:41 -0800
Mgs'ers

I came across the following remarkable note and thought it may be of
interest to the list as it has British (but no LBC) content.

Russ Wilson

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 From: Professor Tom O'Hare <tohare@mail.utexas.edu>
>     Subject: Mil. Specs
>     Date: Wed, 25 Sep 1996 00:00 EDT
>
>     How Mil Specs Live Forever
>
>     The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet,
>     8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used?
>     Because that's the way they built them in England, and the US
>     railroads were built by English expatriates.
>
>     Why did the English people build them like that? Because the first
>     rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad
>     tramways, and that's the gauge they used.
>
>     Why did "they" use that gauge then? Because the people who built the
>     tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building
>     wagons, which used that wheel spacing.
>
>     Okay! Why did the wagons use that odd wheel spacing? Well, if they
>     tried to use any other spacing the wagons would break on some of the
>     old, long distance roads, because that's the spacing of the old wheel
>     ruts.
>
>     So who built these old rutted roads? The first long distance roads in
>     Europe were built by Imperial Rome for the benefit of their legions.
>     The roads have been used ever since. And the ruts? The initial ruts,
>     which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagons,
>     were first made by Roman war chariots. Since the chariots were made
>     for or by Imperial Rome they were all alike in the matter of wheel
>     spacing.
>
>     Thus, we have the answer to the original questions. The United State
>     standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches derives from the
>     original specification (Military Spec) for an Imperial Roman army war
>     chariot. MilSpecs and Bureaucracies live forever.
>
>     So, the next time you are handed a specification and wonder what
>     horse's ass came up with it, you may be exactly right. Because the
>     Imperial Roman chariots were made to be just wide enough to
>     accommodate the back-ends of two war horses.



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