Received this from a friend. Thought the list might
find it amusing.
-Kenji
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An FYI Guide. How to Identify the Driver's Home:
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
Boston
One hand on wheel, one hand in pants, cradling cell phone in lap, brick on
accelerator: California*- * with gun also in lap: L.A.
Both hands on top of wheel, one foot on brake, watching pedestrians cross
against the light: San Francisco
One hand on the wheel, one hand drumming (with drum stick) on the dash
board, Lap top on top of the Dashboard, left foot tapping, right foot on the
accelerator, head bobbing from side to side: Silicon Valley, listening to
KEZR
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
Ohio, but driving in Boston.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk
to someone in back seat: Italy
Both hands praying to Gates, knee on wheel, cradling cell phone in lap, foot
on brake, mind on Win95 GUI: Seattle
Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking
the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or
another's car: Colorado
One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving a gun
out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for
landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any
bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado
resident on spotting a car with New York plates.
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