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Mini joke

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Subject: Mini joke
From: woodcomp@vt.edu (Christopher A. Lenth)
Date: Thu, 08 Jun 1995 10:21:41 +0600
thought you all might appreciate this joke

--chris


>
>A man was driving along in his mini and it broke down.  He was parked on the
>verge trying fix it when a Jaguar pulled over in front of him and the man
>offered to help.  After a few minutes they obviously weren't going to get it
>going so the Jaguar driver offered him a tow.  They hitched up the mini and
>agreed that, if he was going too fast, the mini would blow his horn and 
>flash his lights to get him to slow down and off they set.
>
>At the next traffic lights a Ferrari pulls up beside the Jaguar and revs his
>engine provocatively a few times.  When the lights turn to amber the Ferrari
>and the Jaguar burn rubber and are both soon doing 140mph.
>
>After a while they go through a speed trap and the policeman, realising that
>he will need help to catch them, radios in for assistance saying:
>
>"You won't believe what I saw;  a Ferrari and a Jaguar doing 140mph side by 
>side and a mini behind them flashing his lights and blowing his horn trying to 
>get past".
>
>


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