At 11:48 AM 4/22/96 PDT, you wrote:
>BTW, how much does a lordship cost? Could I be Lord Denise? Would that
>get me out of speeding tickets?
>
You could never be "Lord" Denise; you could, however, be "Lady"
Denise. It's a sexist thing of nobility. {Sexism, however, is NOT noble}
Frankly, I much rather prefer "Priestess". This may not have the
desired effect (i.e., getting out of speeding tickets), as it seems a little
pompous. How about:
LADY DENISE, High Priestess of SPAM
TTFN !
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U.S. Naval Academy `86 http://www.csra.net/moses/86.htm
Live from Augusta, Georgia - We're a Hole in One !
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