To add to Sean Johnson's list:
> You know you are a DPO if:
* When you restore your LBC, you add a little nightclub snazz in the
form of tuck 'n' roll upholstery
* (on healeys, though the principle applies elsewhere) When you are
so anxious to have a stereo (which you wont be able to hear) that
you place the speakers >in< the rear seatback
* When you rewire the entire car with the red wire sold on spools in
hardware stores
* When you can't find that silly fine thread fastener, you use a
coarse thread machine screw in it's place
* When you "restore" the underside of your car by scraping the muck
off with a screwdriver and then get out the silver Rustoleum...
--Roger Los
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