Denise, and fellow fiends?
If I buy an MG 1100 (and if I join SPAM)...
-will my acne clear up?
-will I get a raise and an office with a window?
-will I be able to ballroom dance with the pros?
-will my neighbors stop snickering when I'm working on the car?
-will my driveway acquire another oil spot collection (that's easy!)?
-will I have finally discovered genuine motoring pleasure?
-will I be able to use the news letter to wrap fish?
-will I be able to out pace a Camaro on entrance ramps?
If the answer to *any* two of the above questions is "YES!" then I can tell
you right now that I have $200 burning a hole in my pocket.
Will "still trying to figure out humidity, too" Zehring
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