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Re: Zero to 200

To: "Glen Barrett" <speedtimer@charter.net>
Subject: Re: Zero to 200
From: Wester Potter <wester6935@comcast.net>
Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:53:49 -0600
I've always said land speed racers are extremely bright people.  You're 
right Glen.

Wes

On Jun 24, 2006, at 12:42 PM, Glen Barrett wrote:

> No land speed racer in his right mine would do this!!!
> Glen
> Subject: Zero to 200
>
>
>
> Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was 
> really
> angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the 
> driveway
> that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
>
> The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke 
> up, she
> looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box 
> gift-wrapped in
> the middle of the driveway.
>
> Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and 
> brought the
> box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom 
> scale.
>
>
>
> Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.




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