I thought you folks 'suffering' in that desert heat might
get a kick outta this ..... ( you, too, Mayf ) ..... Bruce
> New England Temp. Conversion Chart
>
> 600 F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in New England sunbathe.
>
> 500 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
> People in New England plant gardens.
>
> 400 F: Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in New England drive with the windows down.
>
> 320 F: Distilled water freezes.
> Maine's Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
>
> 200 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> 150 F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
> 00 F: All the people in Miami die...
> New Englanders close the windows.
>
> 100 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico.
> The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
>
> 250 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates.
> People in New England get out their winter coats.
>
> 400 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
> People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
>
> 1000 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs".
>
> 4600 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
> scale). People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
>
> 5000 below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.
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