At a nursing home, a group of seniors were sitting around talking about their
ailments.
"My arms have gotten so weak, I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,"
one said.
"Yes, I know," another said. "My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my
coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an X at election time my hands are so
crippled." volunteered a third.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck." said a fourth, to
which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am and where I'm going," said another.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man
as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," one woman said cheerfully, " And thank God we
can all still drive."
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