ROTFLMAO! Too funny, Jon.
Dale C.
Subject: RE: One More soapbox
I was going to try to restrain myself and show some good
taste, but I've
gotta, while we're on this subject.
Let's just let it go that when I went in for this procedure
the first
time -- after the Doc explained that they use a bit of air
pressure to
inflate one's nether parts for better viewing, and that when
all was done it
shouldn't be considered embarrasing for the patient to
release that stored
up air.
So when I got to the exam room on C-Day I was equipped with
a remote
controlled electronic fart machine -- "..five realistic
sounds..." "...runs
on two "AA" cells, not included..." "...long-life watch
battery in
transmitter for hours of fun and entertainment...". I hid
the
receiver/speaker behind some stuff on a table in the exam
room. When the
procedure was ending the Doc started in on the "don't be
embarrased"
lecture, and when withdrawal was complete I pushed the
button .. once.
The Doc said "See? Just relax, it's natural." I pushed the
button twice,
and he spoke up, and then three or four times -- interrupted
him with
another blast --
The nurses and I burst out laughing pretty soon -- poor Doc
finally caught
on.
He's treated me differently ever since then.
Jon, whose PSA came back okay last time, again.
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