Forwarded without comment ... for all you guys.
Gals, don't read this!!
Wes
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From: Garyheiner@aol.com
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 10:33:26 EDT
To: wester6935@attbi.com
Subject: Fwd: The efficiency expert
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. " You
don't want to try these techniques at home."
" Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience. "I watched my
wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained.
"She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets,
often carrying just a single item at a time. 'Hon,' I suggested, 'why don't
you try carrying several things at once?'"
The voice from the back asked, " Did it save time?"
The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her twenty minutes to
get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven."
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