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JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you
people see
the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was
going to the
"other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other
side." Yes, my
friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that
chicken, you will
become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we
sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with
seemingly
harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken
should not be
free to cross the road.
It's as plain and simple as that.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not
been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was
good enough
for us.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only
cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your
checkbook. Internet explorer is an inextricable part of
eChicken.
EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
move beneath the
chicken?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
chicken crossed
the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him
down.
THE BIBLE:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
chicken,"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken
crossed the
road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?
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