Sounds like a lame excuse to get out of honey do's KT. Ms.Kathy is more wise
to you then you think. Just mess with her personal zoo and see who loses in
the end. By the way, never trust a cat. As I said before, fill them with
plaster and use for door stops, wheel chocks or boat anchors. Kitty litter
is for oil spills.
Glen
----- Original Message -----
From: "Keith Turk" <kturk@ala.net>
To: <land-speed@autox.team.net>
Sent: Friday, November 30, 2001 3:24 AM
Subject: Pack Mule ( no LSR )
> The females on the list need to quit reading now.... go away....
>
> Okay now that their gone... us guys gotta gang up on them... we gotta quit
> doing things for them.... it's just to dangerous... here's my logic....
> last night I was playing the customary weekly pack mule carrying in the
> groceries so she could stay bare foot in the kitchen and I tripped on one
of
> the cats ( coulda been that silly junk she collects on the stairs in the
> name of decor, but Cat sounds better ) .... anyway I slipped and tore my
LCL
> ... some kinda ligament thing that looks like a thin seat belt on the side
> of your knee.... This caused great amounts of pain and anquish... of
which
> I can most likely hang out a play baby for at least a couple of weeks
having
> her wait on me hand and foot.... I can also extend the guilt part of the
> trash on the stairs well into next year.... I see many "I told you so's"
in
> my future.... The singular up side is that decor trash has a NEW home....
> Okay that's my thoughts on the subject.... maybe we can really unite this
> time.... ( think about it.... maybe we can even get outta mowing the
> lawn?... ya know those weed eaters could put an eye out and we have to see
> to get down the course... hmmm this is working for me)
>
> Keith ( Damn cats )
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