----- Original Message -----
From: "Barrett, Glen A" <Glen.Barrett@West.Boeing.com>
To: "Ramsey, Bruce" <Bruce.Ramsey@West.Boeing.com>
Cc: "Burdeno, Margaret J" <MARGARET.BURDENO@West.Boeing.com>; "'cshearer'"
<cshearer@tacisp.com>; "'GLEN FREUD'" <Drfreud99@aol.com>; "'Glen Barrett'"
<speedtimer@charter.net>; "Larson, Larry L"
<larry.l.larson@West.Boeing.com>; "Miller, Thomas F"
<Thomas.Miller3@West.Boeing.com>; "Moseley, David A"
<David.Moseley@West.Boeing.com>; "Nourblin, Katrina S"
<Katrina.Nourblin@West.Boeing.com>; "Reyno, Eugene R"
<Eugene.Reyno@West.Boeing.com>; "Schmitt, Kevin R"
<Kevin.Schmitt@West.Boeing.com>; "Whitted, Judy L"
<Judy.Whitted@West.Boeing.com>
Sent: Wednesday, August 22, 2001 9:00 AM
Subject: FW: FDA Alcohol Warnings
>
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: DeMund, John E
> > Sent: Thursday, August 09, 2001 8:05 AM
> > To: Barrett, Glen A; Siemer, Joseph D; Eckweiler, Robert W; McElroy,
> > Warren A
> > Subject: FW: FDA Alcohol Warnings
> >
> > I wouldn't know about any of these....
> >
> > Subject: FDA Alcohol Warnings
> >
> >
> > Due to increasing products liability litigation, American Beer Brewers
> > have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be
> > placed immediately on all beer containers:
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell
> > happened to your bra.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering
> > when you are not.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
> > retard.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
> > over and over again that you love them.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
> > ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
> > morning.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
> > converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
> > Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable
> > rug burns on the forehead/knees.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
> > tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
> > invisible.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
> > laughing WITH you.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
> > time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
> > disappear.
> >
> > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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